So, Dan apparently went to Blair’s essay competition…
- Who sat with and talked to her after her breakup with Nate?
- Who helped her when she needed to take care of Serena?
- Who went after her when she went off the deep end after losing Yale?
- Who gave her the perfect prom without being her date?
- Who lied about his feelings because he thought it would make her happy?
- Who valued her belief above economics and business sense?
- Who came home to New York only because she said she wanted him to?
- Who let her go again in the hope of making her happy?
- Who promised to love her baby even though it wasn’t his?
- WHOSE LIFE DID SHE MAKE A PACT WITH GOD OVER?
So you went to her essay competition.
Snaps for you, Humphrey.