coolator:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

FUCK OFF

(via lsdzeppelin)

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(Source: togifs, via the-thieves-banquet)

If anyone wants to hit up my inbox and discuss/explain Escape from Tomorrow that would be great. Because even after reading reviews and analysis online I’m kind of lost. I would love to be in a classroom deconstructing it.

Tampons are just one of those things in life that should never be bought off-brand…js.

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*

(Source: modern-familygifs, via littlefoot-)

Literally hate Carter. I get she’s been through a lot but so has her family. And I hate Elizabeth, too. But really, when Crash was being thrown out for showing the 12 YEAR OLD how to roll a joint I think kissing him in an “act of defiance” against Elizabeth was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. She’s just a stupid girl and I hate her “mom” too because it’s obvious Carter was given everything she wanted as a child probably to placate the kidnapper’s guilt but she’s so self righteous it hurts. Grant and Max are the only good people on the whole show. 

For anyone who thinks the twin sister on Finding Carter is a bitch, I get it. But also she kind of totally isn’t because it’s hard on her too. I know this for reasons.

onmywaytoyourfuneral:

The middle one ♡♡

(Source: thewonderofafairytale, via relwrong)

rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via littlefoot-)

(Source: zaynal, via andbeholdapalehorse)

kyuryun:

colderbreath:

OH MY GOD

(via wholetjackdrive)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via hemingwaysedge)

(Source: stairwell, via yewhoenterhere)

beating-of-your-heart:

vaeporeons:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

fucking stupid pissbabies


 

(via thereisnofuckingreason)

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